20 Things I Hate About Football
8. Collingwood: Just everything about it.
9. The food: Mainly those hot dogs and doughnuts, both fine tributes to Australia’s plastics industry, but surely never intended for human consumption. And the pies, well …
10. Four ‘n’ Twenties: Why is it so hard to get a pie up to, but not too far beyond, 70 degrees?